Friday, May 8, 2009

Words No Human Should Utter

My friend Christina and I (who is also an All Things Horrible contributor) both work for the same company. To pass the time today we compiled a list through inter-office email of horrible words we hate to use, or hate when other people use.

Jillian

Massive

Uber

Hecka

Turd

Otie Dotie! (Actually, just pretty much any grown woman who uses baby talk to other grownups)

Hump Day

Sphincter

Earwig

Wiener


Christina

Props (As in, “yo mad props to you, bra’!”)

Grundy (as in the apparently Mid-Western term for “wedgie”)

Panties

Fanny

Fatty (as in "hey that's a fatty bike, bra'!").

Delish

Fungus

4 comments:

  1. Shockingly enough, I'm guilty of some of these. And I'm not even positive I could defend myself with the irony plead.

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  2. It's okay Kim, I use the word "massive" all the time.

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  3. Thanks, Chrits! For the record, I'm STILL laughing about grundy. I mean, seriously? You midwesterners are WEIRD! ;)

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