I'm not gonna lie... I'm hopelessly addicted to the entire Twilight franchise, despite my better judgment. But while Googling the word "ew" (that's how I garner inspiration for future posts on this blog) I came across this cover of Entertainment Weekly, and all I could think was "What the FUCK?!"
Maybe it's just the pasty white skin (not to mention the gross chest hair), but RPattz is lookin' a little, uh... puffy, over there. Which is interesting, considering he looked like a bobblehead in the movie. Did they really think this was a flattering cover shoot?
JESUS. This is really bad.I don't underrrrrstaaaaand! WHY?!?!?! I have to agree, this is HORRIBLE and NOT flattering.
ReplyDeletep.s. "Puff Pattinson For Dessert"! I nearly cried with laughter.
I don't know. I think it's just the angle and the prominence of his man-boobs. And as a note to the filmmakers: the guy is already, um, very English. I really don't think you need to keep accentuating the pallor.
ReplyDeleteHahah, but Chritsina! He's a VAMPIRE, buhhh! No, I agree completely, the pancake powder has got to go. It's so completely juvenile as far as make-up and styling go.
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